(Source: chase-bitches-fuck-hoes, via goblinhoarder)
OK IM DONE MAKING THESE NOW I SWEAR
The Death Eaters remind me of The Plastics from Mean Girls. They’re catty, better than you and have the fiercest hair.
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
The more you know.
(via jimik1990)
Truth.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
I just wanted to brag about my tree for once. i believe that nug right there is about a gram or a little less.
WHEN THE CONDUCTOR TELLS A JOKE
THE ORCHESTRA’S ALL LIKE
AND NORMAL PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE “THAT WASN’T EVEN FUNNY”
(via musicallypunny)
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